Hi Everyone -

It’s me, your beloved CEO.

I’m an immigrant myself, and that’s why I’m so in favour of policies put in place by the Department of Homeland Security and Immigration and Customs Enforcement. I wouldn’t want other people coming here and competing with me for bottom-of-the-barrel LinkedIn slop content!

It’s not my fault I can’t deal with the mess that I made by working with me at ICE. And it’s unfair that my own employees would actually say “Leadership doesn’t answer any questions other than to gaslight and paint themselves as victims.”*

To help you better understand what Hootsuite is as a company I’ve rewritten our values to focus less on equality, and more on the almighty dollar. I think that’s something that we can agree our founder and board member Ryan Holmes will appreciate very much!

-Irina “Sell You Out” Novoselsky

CEO, Hootsuite

*Yes! They actually said that.