It’s Official! Hootsuite Works With Ice
2 Public Executions
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65,000+ People in ICE Custody
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60+ Deaths In ICE Custody
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8,755 Children In ICE Custody
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25 children under the age of 3 in ICE custody on any given day
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2 Public Executions ✳︎ 65,000+ People in ICE Custody ✳︎ 60+ Deaths In ICE Custody ✳︎ 8,755 Children In ICE Custody * 25 children under the age of 3 in ICE custody on any given day *
Three Great Reasons To Choose Hootsuite
Fascist-Adjacent
Are WE fascists? No, not really. But we’re the next best thing: complicit in fascism! By choosing to continue to work with ICE (despite widespread employee, public, media, and political criticism) we’re saying ‘fuck you’ to human deceny.
One of our Board of Directors also sits on the board for Flock Safety, so you know that we are up to date with the latest way to sell invasive surveillance.
Slop On Slop On Slop
Even before AI most brand content was basically slop. It felt cringe. Now, with our new AI-powered publishing and customer services tools your brand content, and almost all of the brand content you’ll see on the web, will be even sloppier.
Our integrated Perch, Wisdom, Nest products mean that you’ll be able to publish slop at scale. Branded social media is about to get a lot worse, and the internet with it.
Vendor Lock-In
If you read the US Office of Acquisition Management’s note about the deal in detail you’ll realize that the main reason they are choosing Hootsuite is because they have 2+ years of data and settings in the product already, and switching would be too difficult.
That means that if you choose Hootsuite, you’ll never have to think about choosing another technology partner again. A little bit like what Trump is proposing with the next Presidential election, isn’t it?
THIS IS WHAT HOOTSUITE IS ALL ABOUT
